Holiday-themed event delivers lackluster results as Santa, Elves take the reigns
To those that suggest that Christmas has become too commercialized, Papa John’s turns a deaf ear. By hiring Santa Claus and his elves to run their nationwide pizza chain in the weeks leading up to Christmas, the restaraunt hoped to attract customers seeking an early dose of holiday fever and capitalize on the increasingly early fervor that accompanies the season. The difficult task was getting Santa away from the North Pole at such a busy time of year, but a spokesman for Father Christmas confirms that nothing has suffered from his divided commitments, but indeed, by doubling production over the summer the entire crew finished their production demands well ahead of schedule. Several elves confirmed that while the summer was rough, it was worth it to enjoy a break from the endless monotony of toy-making. “We’ve been making toys for literally forever, so naturally, pizza was a delicious break,” one elf told this reporter.