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Nobel Peace sur-Prizes
Wondering why President Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize? Well guess what, stranger things have happened. There have been Peace Prize recipients in the recent past that you might not even believe. But believe it, because the Le Baq Page is totally and completely true.
2009 - Coach Calipari: Everyone in Kentucky is happy, so the world is a better place.
2006 - Dick Cheney: Even after he accidentally shot that guy during a hunting trip, the Nobel Prize Committee awarded him the Peace Prize. One anonymous committee member commented on the award saying, “we just really didn’t want to be shot in the face either.”Cheney accepted the award with a loaded shotgun in hand. The committee was somewhat uneasy.
2004 - Spongebob Squarepants: The dark horse candidate in 2004, Spongebob won for his efforts to mend under and oversea relations. He was also extremely annoying and was awarded the prize so he would just go away.
- 1999 – Prince: He foresaw peace in 1982 when he declared that everyone would “party like it’s 1999.” For the next 17 years,he strove to achieve this dream, finally realizing it in 1999 with, surprisingly, lots of partying.
1989 - Theodore “Ted” Loganand Bill S. Preston Esq.: The duo’s time traveling exploits and eventual fame and society-changing influence earned them the award in 1989. Coincidentally, the two will win the award at some point in the future when their band “Wyld Stallyns”leads to the creation of a utopian America.
1992 - The Fresh Prince: Will Smith’s groundbreaking work with local b-ball street gangs and his own scared mother in Philadelphia won him the award in 1992. Carlton Banks was not thrilled.