February 18, 2010 Volume CXXVII Issue 3

In honor of the Snowpocalypse, I am giving my wonderful readers (Hi Mom!) a very special gift: your own fireplace! Simply color the fire, cut it out, hang it up, grab your favorite drink and enjoy the warmth and beauty of a badly printed and colored lie. You can snuggle up to the fire while you wait patiently by your computer for news of delays or cancellations, or you can simply throw the paper away. This pretend fire is perfect for either of these. And without real fire, there is no risk of burning your residence down, unless, of course, you take it to the next level and set the fire on fire, which the editor of “The Back Page” does not recommend. Enjoy the blizzard!

disclaimer: the contents of the back page are not necessarily true

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