Failure to Miscommunicate
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A)Do you want to go to this party/ event/ dance with me?
B)I really don’t think anyone read this book. I have better things to be doing and Dr. Burch’s ENG 112 class is kicking my [word that rhymes with “crass”]. People should know why I wake up in the morning.
C)Georgetown College will not be re-accredited. Sorry folks!
D)I believe I am racially superior to you [Note: Why in the world would you even think this?].
E)I ran over your cat with my golf cart.
F) I did not have sex with that woman.
G)Thank you for sending your love mail to the Back Page editor, mystery admirer! I wonder who you are….
H) Recently, I joined a cult– it’s actually pretty tight!
I) Your breath stinks.
J)I am the one who pranked you by putting My Little Pony party-supplies all over your room.
K)I am sterile.
L) We changed your bedroom to a game room since you went off to college.
M) I can’t go out Saturday night. I’m engaged.
O) Your graduation school admission has been rejected.
P) Your ex-boyfriend/ girlfriend and I are not dating (from a friend)
Q) Your IQ is 37.
R) Your mother and I are getting a divorce.
S) I am pregnant.
T) We should break up. It’s not you, it’s me.
U) Pass the salt.
V) Grandpa has died.
2)Ranting in front of Freshman Seminar students earning exaggerated re-tellings and unending jokes from the witnesses (especially Communi- cation Department faculty members) about the episode. This happened last year.
5)Cafeteria Table Tent
6)Message in song delivered by the George Tones
7) Joke in Songfest skit
8)Post-card from Disney World.
9)Giant Goodyear blimp with an LCD screen.
10)Emergency alert text message
11) Post-it note on the fridge
12)Bring in the “Intervention” banner and invite the family physician.
13)Text Message (the normal kind)
14)Yell during a Boxer run
15)Ask the secretary to list a prayer request in the Church Bulletin.
16) Car paint
17) Bathroom grafti
18) Back Page of The Georgetonian.
19) Campus-wide address in John L. Hill Chapel
20) Facebook chat
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Disclaimer: The contents of The Back Page are not necessarily true and reflect the opinions of its editors solely. Answers to this quiz are not included. Let your mind run FREE thinking of all the possibilities. P.S. Check out my article on the Opinion page! -J.Balmer